Are you planning a trip or a holiday in Veneto? Better if you change your destination: here you can find the reasons why it’s better to go somewhere else!
An endless list of clichés tells bad things about Veneto citizens and their habits. But nobody ever reveals the uglyness of the Veneto land, which, you will see, swings between the unaesthetic, the unhealthy and the boring.
Here you can find the reasons why it’s better to stay away from Veneto land and Veneto citizens, Ostregheta!
In some Veneto areas, historical villas replace roundabouts, because people is reach. And in fact you can see in the picture Villa Almerico Capra (also called “La Rotonda”), the residence created by Andrea Palladio in 1570. A slap to the misery!
Here we are on Po delta. If a couple of pigeons perch on your car could ruin your day, think about what a flock of flamingos can do. Try to keep calm and be quiet…
In Padua there is a battle between writers and the city: current writers smear the walls of the city to express their questionably “art”. The administration put a price on a young boy called “Giotto”. Scrovegni Chapel with Giotto’s frescos is in Padua, Piazza Eremitani n.8.
In Venice the emergency for migrants continues. In this picture you can see boat drivers who unscrupulous carry their cargo of desperate.
As everybody knows, Veneto citizens have a terrible problem with alcohol (the problem is that alcohol is already finished at 10am).
For example, look at this monorail: the engineer realized he did it wrong only the day after, after the hangover.
Gardaland is one of the most famous theme parks in Europe. It’s in Castelnuovo del Garda (Verona).
The love story of Romeo and Juliet is one the most romantic love stories of the literature. The Bard set his masterpiece in Verona, which is became a sweet and dreamy city. But…do you remember how Romeo and Juliet ends? In the best way, if you exclude both lovers die. At first love whispers and at the end the last breathe. Don’t go to Verona, don’t let reality ruins your romantic dreams. Juliet House is in Verona, via Cappello 23.
In Burano there are too much colours and this could be a problem beacuse men and women feel different about chromatism.
As the picture shows, Veneto citizens are fake: it’s like they always wear a mask. You can’t trust them.
In this picture you can see people wearing a mask for Venice Carnival.
“That branch of the lake of Garda which winds in a southerly direction…”
Do you remember “The Betrothed” incipit? No? It was different, actually. Because the lake of Garda is ugly, especially by the side of Veneto coast. This is a picture of Malcesine (Verona).
Veneto citizens are lazy. They miss the sports culture, especially the outdoor ones. Did you ever try to cycle along the wonderful paths, visiting our Euganean hills by mountain bike?
In Veneto there are a lot of natural caves with paths which offer different levels of difficulty. You can find a relaxing walks or harder walks. You can visit some caves also by boat. It’s the best way to hide a body (yours). In this picture you can find the Caglieron Caves (Treviso).